Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap

Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Mysophobia* got you down? As the good doctor said, "Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization." Freudian Soap washes away germs and dirt and it's guaranteed to get your hands cleaner than your conscience.

*not effective against agoraphobia, arachnophobia, or xenophobia

Cucumber olive oil scent.