Jane Austen Lip Balm
$4.95
Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized mouth to curl into a slight grin.Do you feel more than you ought to do? Dry lips take delight in vexing you! Jane Austen's Finest Balm cannot take the place of friendship, yet it will teach you to hope as you had scarcely ever allowed yourself to hope before.