Everything is Awful and I'm Stuck in my House
Lady Pilot
Baby, let's stay in bed and listen to some NPR.
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Letterpress printed on 100% recycled French paper.
3.5" x 4.875"
La Familia Green
The world is crazy, at least I have you.
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Flat printed on FSC certified paper from an original handcut collage, drawing, or print
4.25" x 5.5" folded card with recycled kraft envelope
Made in USA
Sapling Press
It's just a lot.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Blue Ink
Sapling Press
Some days I'm all "People are the worst" but then other days I'm all "People are the worst."
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Blue Ink
La Familia Green
This Sucks
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Flat printed on FSC certified paper from an original handcut collage, drawing, or print
4.25" x 5.5" folded card with recycled kraft envelope
Made in USA
Emily McDowell
Today's fantasy self-help seminar: conquering depression with inspirational quotes
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A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"); Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly soy inks; Comes with a matching kraft envelope
Sapling Press
I dunno, hug a loved one. Remind someone you love them. Eat an entire cake.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Blue Ink
La Familia Green
I wish I was there to give you a hug.
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Flat printed on FSC certified paper from an original handcut collage, drawing, or print
3.4" x 4.875" folded card with recycled kraft envelope
Made in USA
La Familia Green
Life is hard.
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Flat printed on FSC certified paper from an original handcut collage, drawing, or print
4.25" x 5.5" folded card with recycled kraft envelope
Made in USA
Sad Shop
My heart is as full of love as the ocean is full of plastic.
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5x7 white card with bold red letters.Printed at a local, women-owned print shop in Seattle on 100% recycled paper. Packaged in a clear sleeve custom-made from wood pulp. Sleeve can be composted in yard waste bins and at home.
Archelaus
Let's celebrate...
Checkbox options on front and inside!
5”x 7” Printed on recycled acid-free paper
Frantic Meerkat by Mincing Mockingbird
Hey, what's with the water bowl? huh? There's something different about the water. Oh yeah -- I upgraded us to tonic water. And there's something else-- I can't quite put my finger on it. That would be the gin.
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White Envelope; Cello Sleeve; 7" x 5"; Made in Los Angeles
Good Paper
I'm so blue because I miss you.
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Handcrafted in the Philippines by women survivors of sex trafficking. The card incorporates a variety of handmade, recycled papers, making it environmentally sustainable, too. Envelope included. 4.5”x 5.75”.
Sapling Press is Pittsburgh Based!
Whenever I miss someone, I just remember that every night we all look down at the same "iCloud storage almost full" notification.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Black Ink
Sapling Press
Congratulations. You are my favorite. And by favorite, I mean I hate you the least out of everyone.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Blue Ink
Sapling Press
I miss you. Nobody here understands how hilarious I am.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Blue Ink
Sapling Press
Okay, that's long enough. Miss you.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Blue Ink
Tayham
Miss You Friend
Friends
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Kraft envelope. Printed on Neenah Sundance Felt White 80# cover. 100% post consumer recycled fiber. Non-toxic, soy inks. Made in the USA.
Dimensions: 5in. x 7in.
Tayham
Wish my girls were here!
Golden Girls
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Kraft envelope. Printed on Neenah Sundance Felt White 80# cover. 100% post consumer recycled fiber. Non-toxic, soy inks. Made in the USA.
Dimensions: 5in. x 7in.
Sapling Press
• Size: 4.25 x 5.5
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
Lady Pilot
I know you're worried, but you've got me, babe. And I've got lots of canned goods.
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Letterpress printed on recycled French paper. Bagged in a biodegradable sleeve.
4.25"x5.5"
Blue Barnhouse
Karen was ready for her trip to the grocery store.
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Printed on 100% recycled cardstock. 4.25”x 5.5”.
Blue Barnhouse
Keep in touch. Just please don’t touch me.
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Printed on 100% recycled cardstock. 4.25”x 5.5”.
Lady Pilot
"How do I turn these on?" "You're killing me inside, kid."
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Letterpress printed on recycled French paper.
4.25"x5.5"
Lady Pilot
The best is yet to come. Mostly because stuff has been really shitty lately.
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Letterpress printed on recycled French paper.
4.25"x5.5"
Lady Pilot
Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Letterpress printed on recycled French paper.
3.5"x 4.875"
Lady Pilot
Dear NASA, Regarding the upcoming Mars mission, I would like to submit my qualifications: get me THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. Thank you for your time.
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Letterpress printed on recycled French paper.
5.5"x 4.25"
Lady Pilot
Ain't no party like an introvert party, cause an introvert party lets everyone stay comfortably in their own homes watching Netflix.
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Letterpress printed on recycled French paper.
4..5”x5.5”
Kiss Me Kwik
You say potato, I say vodka
This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope.
This card measures 104 x 150mm.
Produced in the UK. FSC certified.
Frantic Meerkat by Mincing Mockingbird
Let's get drunk and eat waffles.
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White Envelope; Cello Sleeve; 7" x 5"; Made in Los Angeles
Frantic Meerkat by Mincing Mockingbird
Hey what's up? Everything's ruined! I want to die! The world is so cruel to me! Why? We're out of vodka! We're kittens. Don't judge me.
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White Envelope; Cello Sleeve; 7" x 5"; Made in Los Angeles
Frantic Meerkat by Mincing Mockingbird
Her only wish--- to be carried away in the riptide of cheese.
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White Envelope; Cello Sleeve; 7" x 5"; Made in Los Angeles
Sapling Press
You're posting a lot of song lyrics and we're all worried about you.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Black Ink
Sapling Press
Hold me closer, tiny donuts.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Black Ink
Sapling Press
R.E.M. gave me unrealistic expectations for how I'd feel at the end of the world as we know it.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Blue Ink
Blue Barnhouse
I wrote a Haiku about getting out of bed
Oh hell no. No no
no no no no no no no
no no. Not again.
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4Bar letterpress card on 100% recycled French paper.
Blue Barnhouse
Any sized pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
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3.5”x 5” 4bar folded card printed on 100% recycled cardstock.
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Sapling Press
My bucket list is pretty short, but my fuck it list keeps growing.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Blue Ink
Sapling Press
It's already tonight?? What's next? Tomorrow??? Fuck this.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Blue Ink
Sad Shop
You hate pants and I do too.
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5x7 white card with bold red letters. Printed at a local, women-owned print shop in Seattle on 100% recycled paper. Packaged in a clear sleeve custom-made from wood pulp. Sleeve can be composted in yard waste bins and at home.
Sapling Press
There's a nap for that.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Blue Ink
Lady Pilot
"Call me." -Ishmael
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Letterpress printed on recycled French paper. Bagged in a biodegradable sleeve.
5.5″x4.25″
Justice for All
La Familia Green
Destroy the Patriarchy
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Flat printed on FSC certified paper from an original handcut collage, drawing, or print
4.25" x 5.5" folded card with recycled kraft envelope
Made in USA
La Familia Green
Flat printed on FSC certified paper from an original handcut collage, drawing, or print
4.25" x 5.5" folded card with recycled kraft envelope
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Made in USA
Sapling Press
Trump is an evil mother fucker. Have a nice day!
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Blue Ink
Sapling Press
I hate when I forget to move the laundry from the washing machine to the dryer because I have to go protest the Klan.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Black Ink
Sapling Press
Fitness Goals: Stay alive long enough to see a single member of the Trump family face a consequence.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Black Ink
Sapling Press
Say what you will about fascism but I've totally forgotten about seasonal depression.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Black Ink
Lady Bird
Suddenly it all went a bit Game of Thrones-y
This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope.
This card measures 128 x 180mm.
Produced in the UK. FSC certified.
Emily McDowell
Behind every great woman is another great woman replying to her frantic texts in the middle of the night. Thank you for being that woman.
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A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks.
Comes with a matching kraft envelope.
Emily McDowell
You know why weak men are afraid of strong, smart, connected women? Because they fucking should be.
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A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"); Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly soy inks; Comes with a matching kraft envelope
Sapling Press
The patriarchy's fatal mistake was installing windows over the kitchen sink so we could see what was outside.
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Letterpress; Brown bag envelope; 5.5" x 4.25"; Ecru Cotton Paper; Blue Ink
La Familia Green
Yep, this year is the worst.
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Flat printed on FSC certified paper from an original handcut collage, drawing, or print
4.25" x 5.5" folded card with recycled kraft envelope
Made in USA
There's Still Some Hope Here
Lumia
"I didn't change the consitution; the equality principle was there from the start. I just was an advocate for seeing its full realization." —Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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Hand embellished with fine glitter. 4.2" X 5.5"
Positively Green
Courage, dear heart. -C.S. Lewis
Inside: You're not alone in this.
5.38" x 4.5"; Envelopes are plain white. Printed with soy ink on Forest Stewardship Council certified 100% recycled stock. Each card features a different environmental tip on the back.
Positively Green
I only wish you could see what I see when I look at you.-Kobi Yamada
Inside: You are amazing.
5.38" x 4.5"; Envelopes are plain white. Printed with soy ink on Forest Stewardship Council certified 100% recycled stock. Each card features a different environmental tip on the back.
Hello Lucky
When it's dark, look for stars.
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100lb ecru 100% recycled paper; 4,25" x 5.5"
Emily McDowell
Art by Lisa Congdon
You are not alone.
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A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks.
Comes with a matching kraft envelope.
Curly Girl
Any given moment can change your life, you just have to be there. (Small words: Be still, possibility is an extreme gift)
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A6 Card (4 1/2″ x 6 1/4″ ), Poly-Sleeved
La Familia Green
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Flat printed on FSC certified paper from an original handcut collage, drawing, or print
4.25" x 5.5" folded card with recycled kraft envelope
Made in USA
La Familia Green
Hate has no home here.
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Flat printed on FSC certified paper from an original handcut collage, drawing, or print
4.25" x 5.5" folded card with recycled kraft envelope
Made in USA
La Familia Green
Self-care time!
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Flat printed on FSC certified paper from an original handcut collage, drawing, or print
4.25" x 5.5" folded card with recycled kraft envelope
Made in USA
The Found
I'll always stand by you.
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A2 folded card, 5.5" x 4.25" folded. Euroflap ecru envelope. Locally printed on recycled paper from an FSC-certified mill with soy-based inks.
Ashkahn
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Designed in sunny Los Angeles, CA. Letterpress printed in beautiful Portland, OR on sexy recycled paper.
Size: 4.25”x 5.5”.
Emily McDowell
Hogs and kisses
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A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks.
Comes with a matching kraft envelope.
Emily McDowell
I love the shit out of you.
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A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks.
Comes with a matching kraft envelope.
La Familia Green
Love
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Flat printed on FSC certified paper from an original handcut collage, drawing, or print
4.25" x 5.5" folded card with recycled kraft envelope
Made in USA
Curly Girl
“Life is tough. I recommend getting a manicure and a really cute helmet. (Small text: live imperfectly with great delight)
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5.5” square card with poly sleeve.
*Square cards may require additional postage!
Emily McDowell
One great thing about wearing a mask is when some jerk says: “Only high-risk people need to worry,” you can silently mouth “fuck off” right to their face. I’m sorry this is extra hard on you.
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A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Offset printed in Los Angeles with eco-friendly vegetable inks and foil stamped on heavyweight matte stock.
Comes with a matching kraft envelope.